This is how you sell a car. Include free beer!

"KatzManDu" (KatzManDu) 06/25/2015 at 15:32 • Filed to: None

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http://www.2ememain.be/autos/autres-m…

duurtlang > KatzManDu 06/25/2015 at 15:39

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You get a bonus beer with the Porsche that hasn’t been street legal for over a decade? My French is very rusty.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > duurtlang 06/25/2015 at 15:51

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In case you were serious, (which I doubt - it was a funny joke, I laughed) it means “Porsche 944 951 Turbo S, like new +1 Jupiler.” Prix a discuter would literally mean “price to be discussed,” but it functions as “make an offer.” According to my brother, Jupiler is a middle-of-the-road pale Euro lager. He assumes that it’s coming free with the car because the owner can’t get rid of it any other way.

duurtlang > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 06/25/2015 at 16:27

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The 4th picture shows it’s been inspected, and is street legal until February 26th 20 0 4.

Whenever I drive to Germany, which is more than once a month, I have to take a case of Jupiler beer to my brother in law’s girlfriend, because she’s such a fan. No joke.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > duurtlang 06/25/2015 at 16:30

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Wait, what’s 2004 French for? ;) I didn’t click through, like a friggin’ IDIOT. My brother is a bit of a beer snob, admittedly. As with all things, if you like it, do/eat/drink/partake in that! I’m dry, so I’ll never know.

duurtlang > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 06/25/2015 at 16:52

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I meant 5th picture by the way. The paper is in Dutch, a more comprehensible language. The fact that I’m a native Dutch speaker does help.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > KatzManDu 06/25/2015 at 17:08

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To be specific: Cans/bottles must actually contain beer and not be strewn about floor of vehicle. That is an example of how not to sell a car.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > duurtlang 06/25/2015 at 17:23

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I have taken zero introductory Dutch classes. French on the other hand... Let’s just say that if you need someone to order you a croissant or some chocolate ice cream, I would do in a pinch. What country do you live in?

duurtlang > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 06/25/2015 at 17:28

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The Netherlands, hence having Dutch as my native language.

KatzManDu > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 06/26/2015 at 02:36

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Jupiler is Belgian for deer piss. It is served on every street corner here and is comparable to Budweiser.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > duurtlang 06/26/2015 at 02:49

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A-ha! I assumed so, but maybe you moved! Do you know the band De Staat? They’re a great Dutch band that proabably will never tour the U.S. but I would kill to see live.

duurtlang > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 06/26/2015 at 02:55

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I do. I remember seeing the Crystal Fighters playing in a local tiny club during a showcase festival, before they had a hit here (2011?), and noticing the singer of De Staat standing next to me, drinking a beer and watching the show. I saw them playing live later that day.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > duurtlang 06/26/2015 at 02:59

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I AM OUTRAGEOUSLY JEALOUS. THEY’RE FANTASTIC & I LOVE TORRE FLORIM.